Pacquiao vs Hatton

Isang linggo bago ng laban nila Pacquiao at Hatton ay kinausap si Inday ng amo nya.

Amo: Inday, lapit na ang laban ni Pacquiao at alam ko naman na close kayo.

Inday: Uh-huh. What are you getting at?

Amo: Eh diba may libreng pay-per-view ka dyan sa TV mo sa loob? Tanong ko lang sana kung pwede kaming manood dyan. Mas maganda kasi manood sa 50″ Plasma TV mo kesa dito sa 40″ LCD sa sala. Tutal tuwing laban naman ni Pacquiao ay nakikinood kami sa TV mo eh.

Inday: Ahh.. well if you won’t be making a mess afterwards I suppose I could allow you.

Amo: Talaga? Pupunta rin pala iba kong kaopisina para makinood ok lang? Lilinisin na lang namin kwarto mo pagtapos. (langya, amo maglilinis ng kwarto ng katulong)

Inday: Very well but I have a request as well…

Amo: Sure! Ano yun?

Inday: 3 days from now I’ll be flying to Las Vegas. Manny gave me a plane ticket and a VIP seat for his match. He got me a room at Mandalay as well. Anyway, I’m just informing you that I’ll be gone for 5 days.

Blag!! Dumugo ang ilong ng amo at hinimatay.

Congrats on the win Manny!! - manager